Turn That Frown Upside-Down!

=v= Another year, another barrage of demands that we consume, to keep the economy from failing and the terrorists from winning. This Xmas-themed disposable cup from the Xmas of Evil was available in October.

The message is clear: get out there and give them your money. $700,000,000,000 isn't enough. And by all means, ignore those reports that "Black Friday" doesn't actually help the economy.